well you can't waste a boner
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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