I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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