he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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