So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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