Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize