I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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