He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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