If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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