I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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