LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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