have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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