what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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