She said her name was "party"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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