I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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