would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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