My boss' voice literally gives me gas
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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