we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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