Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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