yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize