Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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