Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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