Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
