im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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