If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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