i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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