Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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