I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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