Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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