Sry I called you an 8
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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