we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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