The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
She announced her abortion via fbk
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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