so that wasnt chicken after all
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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