Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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