all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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