well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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