Where is the hickey?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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