can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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