With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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