Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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