i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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