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Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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