Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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