Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize