Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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