my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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