just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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