If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
A bitchslap is in order.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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