I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
