But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
