Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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