dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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