okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
3 2 1 whiskey
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
