Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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