Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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