brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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